the characters include straight kids, gay kids, alien kids, blind kids, kids with lisps, kids in wheelchairs, kids who are deaf, kids who are mute, kids who can’t smell, kids with learning disabilities
and every last one of them is an obnoxious asshole.
Except for the dead kid. The dead kid is cool.
which dead kid
elphaba & glinda
Ren faire today! No wings yet because I can’t sit in the car with them.
The fucking world would be ending and they’d be like
OF ALL THE FUCKING FANDOMS IN THE WORLD TO ACTUALLY GET THEIR STORY TO BE REAL AND ACTUALLY GET TO LIVE IT IT FUCKING HAD TO BE THEM
I COULD BE IN A TARDIS OR AT HOGWARTS OR BE A MAGICAL GIRL AND MAKE A CONTRACT OR BE THE KEYBLADE MASTER OKAY I COULD FUCKING BE SAILOR MOON
BUT NO I’M DYING IN A METEOR APOCALYPSE BECAUSE OF ALL THE FANDOMS
IT HAD TO BE HOMESTUCK
shake it // metro station
now, if she touches like this
will you touch her right back?
How to become reoccurring characters in a sport anime:
- Beat main characters at said sport
- That’s it